Deactivate. Disable. Turn-Off.
Submitted by: Eric
Keep yer dick in a vise
A well wishing as one departs from the end of the Vjayos. Co-opted from the original Canadian Bumblefuck, RedGreen. Who’s tagline was “Keep your stick on the ice.”
Submitted by: Caveman
Procrasturbation
From Wiki/Other-sources: (slang, humorous) The act of putting off something important or wasting time by engaging in a leisure activity, particularly masturbation.
Submitted by: Eric
Miller Muscle
Beer belly
Submitted by: Rakky
America’s Hat
The United States neighbor to the north, Canada.
Submitted by: JJ
Make your dingus fall off
Generic substitute for unpleasant side effects of exposure to something unpleasant.
Submitted by: Erick
Panasuckit
Panasonic.
Submitted by: Erick
Inspience Comforting
Confidence inspiring.
Submitted by: Erick
Hazard Fart
Harbor Freight.
Submitted by: Erick
Cambodian Tire
Canadian Tire retail chain.
Submitted by: Erick