Workbench. Where broken or disassembled tools are placed in hopes that they might spontaneously “heal” over time.
Submitted by: Chiefnutz
Plumber’s Faucet Knurler
Pipe wrench
Submitted by: Ohannes Koseyan
Powder Actuated Pew Pew
Firearm
Submitted by: Curtis
Hot metal glue gun
Welder
Submitted by: Joel
Rapid onset lead poisoning
Being killed by a gunshot
Submitted by: Joel
Fajita Grinder
“This cordless grinder never gonna replace your nutricious, delicious fajita grinder.”
– talking about Makita
Submitted by: Jakob
De-Chooch
Deactivate. Disable. Turn-Off.
Submitted by: Eric
Keep yer dick in a vise
A well wishing as one departs from the end of the Vjayos. Co-opted from the original Canadian Bumblefuck, RedGreen. Who’s tagline was “Keep your stick on the ice.”
Submitted by: Caveman
Procrasturbation
From Wiki/Other-sources: (slang, humorous) The act of putting off something important or wasting time by engaging in a leisure activity, particularly masturbation.
Submitted by: Eric
Miller Muscle
Beer belly
Submitted by: Rakky