Hot glue or other thick, obnoxious, glues or end-of-production PCB coatings; “They just hot-snotted that board in there. [Non-AvE word.]
Hooped
caught in a situation that has no obvious solution. [Non-AvE word]
Hoo-haa rattler
A vibrator. Referring to the fact that the object at hand could be used as a female pleasuring device.
High fructose cornsyrup and red dye number five
Ketchup. (Source)
Hazard Fraught
Harbor Freight, purveyor of cheap tools. Synonyms: Horror Fright, Horrible Freight, Hazard Fraud, etc.
Hangulation
Angle.
Hand job
To drill by hand.
Hand fist
Masturbate.
Hack-a-ma-saw
A hack saw.
Gonorsyphilherpeaides
A hazardous result of exposure. Might be derived from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n85uq3vb8w