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Jean-Guy’s Your Uncle

5/5 (4)

Similar to Bob’s Your Uncle, Jean-Guy is a common french name.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories phraseLeave a comment on Jean-Guy’s Your Uncle

Jeweller’s Hammer

4.89/5 (18)

Any especially large or heavy hammer or mallet-like implement. [Non-AvE word, but is an AvE joke since a real jeweller’s hammer is a very small, delicate hammer. Canadian spelling, as AvE is Canadian.]

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories noun1 Comment on Jeweller’s Hammer

Jelly Bean[er]

4.83/5 (6)

Any IC or simple active electronic component now so commonplace that its price is negligible and its brand is largely irrelevant. [Non-Ave Word.]

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Jelly Bean[er]

Jeezless

Spiritless. [Unknown. Reminiscent of “Jesus, but usage is totally different. “If I can fix the Jeezless thing.]

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories adj3 Comments on Jeezless

Jazz Hands

5/5 (13)

To type. “I did the ol’ jazz hands routine on the gargler and found this.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories verbLeave a comment on Jazz Hands

Infernal Combustion Engine

5/5 (6)

Internal Combustion Engine

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories noun1 Comment on Infernal Combustion Engine

Japscrap

4.14/5 (7)

What your daddy named his low-grade tools & material before China got into the game.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Japscrap

HPHT

4.95/5 (20)

Hot Pink Hockey Tape. Reference to High-Pressure/High-Temperature.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on HPHT

Hot supper

4.96/5 (25)

1. Working it very hard, 0%. Commonly as “given her the hot supper.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories verbLeave a comment on Hot supper

Hot dog down a hallway

5/5 (11)

1. A loose fitIronically, a perfect fit. (Source)

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories adjLeave a comment on Hot dog down a hallway

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