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Big Rock Candy Mountain (in the Sky)

3.91/5 (23)

A low person’s idea of an impossibly-fanciful paradise, where amazing things are commonplace. “…right from the Big Rock Candy Mountain: Shenzhen—ten bucks!” [Non-AvE word, originates from a folk song of the same name.]

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Betwixt

5/5 (5)

Archaic form of “between” [Non-AvE word]

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Better Three Quarters

4.82/5 (17)

AvE’s wife. Derived from “My Better Half.”

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Bendy

2.5/5 (2)

A rigid part or tool which has already been bent. “Have to find another drill bit. This one’s bendy.” [Non-AvE word]

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beer

5/5 (9)

A unit of time equating to how long it takes to drink a beer. Can be halved and quartered to mean partial beers.

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[Las] Baterías

5/5 (4)

The batteries. [Non-AvE word; Spanish language.]

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Basal Platten

4.88/5 (48)

Base plate. [Non- AvE word, from Turbo Encabulator description.]

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Barking Spiders

5/5 (13)

A species of arachnid which emits a mating call resembling the flatulence of the industrious human male. Olfactory sensation may be disregarded.

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Ball-parker

5/5 (7)

Any low-quality measuring device, incapable of giving consistent accuracy and precision, being instead merely “in the ballpark.”

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Batterlation

5/5 (2)

Batteries. See also; “[Las] Baterias.”

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