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Close yer lungs we’re goin’ in

5/5 (10)

Quote uncle bumblefuck often says before using anything in an spray can

Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 14, 2022January 25, 2022Categories phraseLeave a comment on Close yer lungs we’re goin’ in

Away Mission

4.82/5 (11)

Something happening outside of the shop. Fixing something that’s not in the shop

Submitted by: Mason K

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 31, 2021January 1, 2022Categories nounLeave a comment on Away Mission

bohunk

5/5 (5)

A rough or uncivilized person who doesn’t know which way south is.

Submitted by: Matt Daly

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 28, 2021December 29, 2021Categories noun1 Comment on bohunk

dumber than a bag of hammers

5/5 (7)

dumb as hell

Submitted by: jimbo

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 18, 2021December 18, 2021Categories phraseLeave a comment on dumber than a bag of hammers

too dumb to pour piss out of a boot

5/5 (4)

real stupid

Submitted by: jimbo

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 17, 2021December 17, 2021Categories phrase1 Comment on too dumb to pour piss out of a boot

dumber than a hemlock stump

5/5 (4)

really, really stupid

Submitted by: jimbo

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 17, 2021December 17, 2021Categories phraseLeave a comment on dumber than a hemlock stump

Chooch juice

5/5 (5)

Grease or oil.

Submitted by: Geane

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 17, 2021December 17, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Chooch juice

Humilivated

4.86/5 (7)

The process of being motivated to do something by the humiliation suffered for not having already done that something.

Submitted by: EmptyCea

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 16, 2021December 16, 2021Categories verbLeave a comment on Humilivated

Chief Engineer

5/5 (12)

The largest fuck off hammer in the shop

Submitted by: Marco

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 30, 2021November 30, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Chief Engineer

Demon Pixies

4.25/5 (8)

Electricity, when you get shocked.- dont let the demon pixies out

Submitted by: not your mother

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 29, 2021November 29, 2021Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on Demon Pixies

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