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too dumb to pour piss out of a boot

5/5 (8)

real stupid

Submitted by: jimbo

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 17, 2021December 17, 2021Categories phrase1 Comment on too dumb to pour piss out of a boot

dumber than a hemlock stump

5/5 (4)

really, really stupid

Submitted by: jimbo

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 17, 2021December 17, 2021Categories phraseLeave a comment on dumber than a hemlock stump

Chooch juice

5/5 (5)

Grease or oil.

Submitted by: Geane

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 17, 2021December 17, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Chooch juice

Humilivated

4.88/5 (8)

The process of being motivated to do something by the humiliation suffered for not having already done that something.

Submitted by: EmptyCea

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 16, 2021December 16, 2021Categories verbLeave a comment on Humilivated

Chief Engineer

5/5 (13)

The largest fuck off hammer in the shop

Submitted by: Marco

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 30, 2021November 30, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Chief Engineer

Demon Pixies

4.25/5 (8)

Electricity, when you get shocked.- dont let the demon pixies out

Submitted by: not your mother

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 29, 2021November 29, 2021Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on Demon Pixies

Red Nile

5/5 (5)

AvElish for NileRed, a popular chemistry YouTuber known for making explosive compounds, turning seemingly unrelated chemicals into each other (gloves to grape flavoring), and well produced explanations of the processes involved.

Submitted by: Ethan

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 28, 2021November 29, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Red Nile

McMaster-Bate

5/5 (6)

To wantonly browse the McMaster-Carr catalog, often in the privacy of your shop.

Submitted by: Sam Theis

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 24, 2021November 24, 2021Categories verbLeave a comment on McMaster-Bate

The most ergonomic handle

5/5 (3)

The one you got built right in

Submitted by: Konrik

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 13, 2021November 29, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on The most ergonomic handle

Heaa

4.8/5 (5)

Used to indicate a place, usually a cornection or any something-something.

AvE installing a spring:
“We put this in heaa… *Pleng* You son of a diddly!!!”

Submitted by: jimmytvf

Author Jazz HandsPosted on October 21, 2021October 25, 2021Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on Heaa

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