That one truck where even shop towels could cost an arm and a dick.
Submitted by: Jack Davis
Don’t stick your fingie where you don’t stick your dinkie.
*Kinda self-explanatory… “Don’t stick your finger where you won’t stick your dick.”
Submitted by: Andre
Gack Drawer
Miscellaneous or leftover pieces and parts from previous jobs
Submitted by: Matt Daly
Budget Troll
Wife. Spouse.
Submitted by: yoopersteeze
Vise
A fixture for holding one’s dick.
Submitted by: Chance C
Pixie Choreography Department
Circuit board
Submitted by: Coltom
Wedding
Welding pronounced with a silent L like soddering vs soldering.
Submitted by: Adam B
Woodpecker lips
Extremely hard material or difficult to cut or modify
Submitted by: Dustin Glowa
Keep your Richard in a bad habit
The – *ahem* – Chickadee (child) friendly version of his usual sign-off phrase: “Keep your dick in a vise”
Submitted by: Chreutz
looky-loos
a person/persons who comes or stops to look at something out of curiosity, especially when such attention is unwelcome.
Submitted by: Ollie