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NFG

4.33/5 (6)

No Fucking Good, as in broken, craptakular, dickered, chooched her last.

Submitted by: Scooter

Author Jazz HandsPosted on September 20, 2020May 3, 2021Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on NFG

NFG

4.83/5 (18)

No Fucking Good, as in broken, craptakular, dickered, chooched her last.

Submitted by: Scooter

Author Jazz HandsPosted on September 18, 2020September 23, 2020Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on NFG

Private Dancer

4.89/5 (9)

Someone who does something they might not want to, or may have otherwise said they wont do… purely for the money.

“Fellas were asking, can you have a look at the batteries? Fuck you, I aint doing what you ask. But of course, I’m a private dancer for the patreons… you know.”

Submitted by: Travis

Author Jazz HandsPosted on September 16, 2020September 16, 2020Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on Private Dancer

Frost Backs

4.33/5 (6)

Canadians who live in cold (frosty) climates – implying being frost bite.

Submitted by: Travis

Author Jazz HandsPosted on September 16, 2020September 16, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Frost Backs

Code Brown

4.57/5 (14)

A shit your pants incident

Submitted by: Jim Hartmann

Author Jazz HandsPosted on September 2, 2020September 2, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Code Brown

What’s the point of having the cock and balls of a bull moose if you can’t swing them around every once in a while?

3.67/5 (27)

“Use what you have”

Submitted by: Potatslavv

Author Jazz HandsPosted on September 2, 2020September 2, 2020Categories phrase1 Comment on What’s the point of having the cock and balls of a bull moose if you can’t swing them around every once in a while?

Don’t mind if I don’t

5/5 (19)

A play on “Don’t mind if I do,” but with the opposite meaning.

Similar phrases include: “Hell, Fuck no,” “No fuckin’ way,” and “You, sir, can go fuck yer hat,” among others.

Submitted by: Aber Egal

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 28, 2020August 28, 2020Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on Don’t mind if I don’t

Mao’s great rock candy mountain

3.69/5 (16)

China.

Submitted by: Tinkering Idiot

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 17, 2020August 17, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Mao’s great rock candy mountain

Industrial Lego

4.5/5 (12)

Interchangeable parts

Typically in reference to COTS (Commercially available Off The Shelf) parts readily available from multiple manufacturers and suppliers. Which can then be easily assembled into a complex industrial system.

Submitted by: Eric

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 13, 2020August 13, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Industrial Lego

Cunt hair (Australian vs North American usage)

4.2/5 (10)

In “Grinder Porn” regarding the DeWalt FlexVolt grinder. Uncle Bumblefuck distingquishes his use of the term as an important distinction, noting how offensive the North American usage is to his wife.

Australian usage https://outbackdictionary.com/cunt/

Submitted by: Karl Milhon

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 11, 2020August 11, 2020Categories Expression3 Comments on Cunt hair (Australian vs North American usage)

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