Powder cocaine, implicitly manufactured in Columbia.
Submitted by: Poopdick McFartweiner III
Eyecrometer
A portmanteau of “eye” and “micrometer”, fecitiously suggesting the accuracy in approximating dimensions and measurements using one’s sight and intuition in lieu of proper measuring/jigging devices.
See also: non-AvE term; “laser eyeball”
Submitted by: Poopdick McFartweiner III
The problem is between the seat and the steering wheel
The machine works fine, the one using it doesn’t
Submitted by: TheEmperor
Spaghetti Monster
A 3d Printer.
Submitted by: Ace
green death
corrosion that happens when the angry pixies get wet and dirty.
Submitted by: jimbeaux hillard
Shop Crummy
An old, dirty, beat up truck that every shop has to move trailers and haul parts. Usually found with a dead battery. Origin of Shop Crummy Roulette, turning the key and seeing if it actually starts.
Submitted by: Dodge Dakotabarnak
Approximeter
Calipers (not a precise measuring device)
Submitted by: Max
Fuck’em
Facom, France high quality tools, get these bad boys, you will not regret it, until the account goes to your chits & you get fired
Submitted by: JD
Klav
“Good”
As in: All is Klav
1:48 of BOLTR: Design Fails Corrected! | Rigid Palm Impact
Submitted by: Madurbu
11 herbs and spices
The secret elements not told to you by any market wanketeer
Submitted by: TheEmperor