Best of it’s type; Good quality (usually referring to machinery)
Submitted by: Scott Wright
Frozen shithole of Hoth
Canada
See also: Canaderp, Canuckistan
Submitted by: Ace
Tom Hurtin’s
Tim Horton’s, a chain of restaurants found throughout Canada that sells coffee, donuts, and the like. It takes its name from a famous hockey player who tragically died in a drunk driving accident, which is aboot the most Canadian thing ever.
Canadians love to complain about Tim Horton’s and the decline in its quality due to years of cost-cutting measures. Hence, “Tom Hurtin’s” is likely a reference to the poor quality of Tim Horton’s.
Submitted by: Peter
Hey mister want to buy my thermister
Referring to a thermostat electrical component
Submitted by: Parker Smith
The old jazz hands routine on the gargling machine
Searching the internet on a phone
Submitted by: Parker Smith
Smell phone
Cell phone
Submitted by: Parker
eeeeeeeeeclick!
As twight as humanly possible.
Submitted by: Nagaraj
Manitoba Marlinspike
A knife used to cut a knot rather than undo it.
Submitted by: Joel
Armstrong Mixer
When you are three guys to a pickup truck and you do not have the foreskin to call shotgun and you get stuck in the skiing seat.
Submitted by: Zelda
Skier’s Seat
The middle seat of a pickup truck.
Submitted by: Zelda