(perjorative) an artisan or worker whose main medium is carbohydrate foam or dead tree carcasses.
Submitted by: Kelbo
Hooper-Juped
Something that worked but is now broken and cannot be repaired.
“That zebra strip is hooper-juped so you throw it right in the fuck-it bucket”
Submitted by: Ian Yates
America’s favorite libation
Water Disperser Formula 40
Submitted by: Junior
Church Key
Bottle opener
Submitted by: Junior
Retirement Plan
Rootin’ through the garbage
Submitted by: RJ Burns
Hard as a wedding night pecker
Very hard
Submitted by: Stephen Shanks
Cockford-Ollie
Best of it’s type; Good quality (usually referring to machinery)
Submitted by: Scott Wright
Frozen shithole of Hoth
Canada
See also: Canaderp, Canuckistan
Submitted by: Ace
Tom Hurtin’s
Tim Horton’s, a chain of restaurants found throughout Canada that sells coffee, donuts, and the like. It takes its name from a famous hockey player who tragically died in a drunk driving accident, which is aboot the most Canadian thing ever.
Canadians love to complain about Tim Horton’s and the decline in its quality due to years of cost-cutting measures. Hence, “Tom Hurtin’s” is likely a reference to the poor quality of Tim Horton’s.
Submitted by: Peter
Hey mister want to buy my thermister
Referring to a thermostat electrical component
Submitted by: Parker Smith