Searching the internet on a phone
Submitted by: Parker Smith
Smell phone
Cell phone
Submitted by: Parker
eeeeeeeeeclick!
As twight as humanly possible.
Submitted by: Nagaraj
Manitoba Marlinspike
A knife used to cut a knot rather than undo it.
Submitted by: Joel
Armstrong Mixer
When you are three guys to a pickup truck and you do not have the foreskin to call shotgun and you get stuck in the skiing seat.
Submitted by: Zelda
Skier’s Seat
The middle seat of a pickup truck.
Submitted by: Zelda
Automagic
Automatic
Submitted by: Uncle Rodney
Stupid like a fox
A simple yet elegant solution [Non-AvE word, from the Simpsons]- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7QaXj-vnek
Submitted by: Mariano
Shit tickets
Toilet paper.
Submitted by: Frugalmeister
Slaughtering Iron
aka. Soldering Iron. See “BOLTR: DeWALT knockoff battery vs. the real deal @ 5:49”
Submitted by: Tuukka-Pekka Pietilä