A spring, usually one held in tension that will go flying off when a tool is opened up.
See also: Springin Sproingin (v)
Submitted by: Shizzle
Family planning in a can
1. WD-40
Submitted by: Yoshi
Theft Deterrent
Built-in feature of most Makita tools. i.e., their teal color.
Submitted by: Scuba
Lung Dart
Cigarette
Submitted by: Carnitas
Turd Herder
Also known as a plumber.
Submitted by: Corey Davis
Bonus Nachos
An unexpected bonus feature
Submitted by: Corey Davis
Molly
Molybdenum disulfide
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
First time tight, second time alright
When you measured wrong but claim it as a feature. Also with its connotations of sexual innuendo.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
Samasuckit
Samsung.
When Samsung has produced a poor product it’s made by Samasuckit.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
Time!
When you feel very proud of yourself for opening some packaging with the most amount of damage in the least amount of time.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm