Long story short
Submitted by: Surmoka
Goo
Good
Submitted by: Surmoka
Two-smoke
AVE-ism for “two-stroke”, as in a “two-smoke infernal combustion engine”.
Likely named for the smoky exhaust two-stroke gas engines tend to make.
Submitted by: Xterra
Click !
A speach sound hand tool operator makes to simulate the sound of a torque wrench reaching adjusted torque setting while tightening a farsener. Commonly used after exaggerated grunt. Chooch factor depends on the farsener size and grunt delivery, small and hard has higher chooch factor than big and floppy.
Submitted by: Maki
Fuck-it bucket
Trash can
Submitted by: Surmoka
Dihydrogen Monoxide
An all too common chemical used in all sorts of manufacturing and industrial applications and known in the state of Cancer to cause California. Also known as H2O/water. Just horrible stuff.
Submitted by: JC
Swing Press
Another way of referring to a hammer
Submitted by: Heretic
Fick Dich!
Non-AvE expression; German for "fuck you". Often used by AvE when using his Bosch (a German brand) miniature hand chainsaw to open a box in quick fashion.
Submitted by: Xterra
cock-stiff
Adjective used to describe particularly-seized farsteners or mechanical devices, such as rusted-on nuts or an engine starved of lubrication.
Submitted by: Xterra
Gutentight
German torque specification.
Submitted by: Noah