Just Fuckin Magic.
When you don’t know, or you do but can’t be bothered to explain how something works.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
Douche Flute
A vape pen or vape device.
California Proposition 65: The aforementioned product contains chemicals that may cause cancer, birth defects, or reproductive harm.
Submitted by: Corey Davis
Buddy GNU
He talks about a fella named Buddy GNU. No idea what he’s talking about.
Submitted by: Trail
Fonzarelli Routine
Trying to make a device work simply by hitting it. A reference to The Fonz in the TV show ‘Happy Days’ making something (e.g. a Jukebox) work by hitting it.
Submitted by: ShowsOn
The Bigger the Gob, the better the Job
If a little bit of something is good, a lot is even better!
viz. Why use a little dab of grease when you can put a big glob on?
Submitted by: BearWithMe
Turgid
"Ridgid", brand name
Submitted by: Surmoka
Short story long and curly
Long story short
Submitted by: Surmoka
Goo
Good
Submitted by: Surmoka
Two-smoke
AVE-ism for “two-stroke”, as in a “two-smoke infernal combustion engine”.
Likely named for the smoky exhaust two-stroke gas engines tend to make.
Submitted by: Xterra
Click !
A speach sound hand tool operator makes to simulate the sound of a torque wrench reaching adjusted torque setting while tightening a farsener. Commonly used after exaggerated grunt. Chooch factor depends on the farsener size and grunt delivery, small and hard has higher chooch factor than big and floppy.
Submitted by: Maki