A small amount. [Non-AvE word.]
T’internets
The internet. [Non-AvE word.]
Tighter than a dick’s hat-band
Tight. Could be used to identify a place that is empty, a person who is wound up, or any number of situations where the word tight is used. Nobody seems to know who Dick was. Apparently he had a tough time keeping his hat on his head. [Non-AvE word]
Threaded carpenter’s nail
Wood screw.
Thou
. Common shop abbreviation for one thousandth of an inch; 0.001 “Seven sixteenths of course…7 thou. [Non-AvE word.]
Tap water
Just plain water from the tap. In Canuckistan it comes in big blocks you have to melt down. Not to be confused with tapping fluid. (Source and source)
Swedish Nut Lathe
An adjustable wrench, often used to inadvertently round the flats off of hexagonal head fasteners. See also; Thumb-detecting nut fucker.
Summer teeth
Teeth with a few missing; some’re here, some’re there. [Non-AvE word.]
Stone-Flinger
Lawn Mower; a machine used for cutting grass.
Sprung a Leak
Cut oneself; ‘draw’ blood