1. The measure of how cromulent something is.
Cromulent
1. Fine, acceptable. Suited to the task. [Non-AvE word, from the Simpsons.] But see also; Cromulated, Cromulicity …AvE words.
Cromulated
1. Made cromulent. Corrected or forced to work.
Crappy Tire
1. Canadian Tire, an auto parts retailer/hardware store/general merchandiser. Synonyms: Cambodian Dire, Cambodian Tire, Ukrainian Tire, Crafty Liar. [Non-AvE word Canadian slang.]
Crapped-Out
1. Broken or dysfunctional. (see “Clapped-Out) [Non-AvE word]
Craptacular
1. Precisely not spectacular. [Non-AvE word]
Con Carne
1. A meaningless phrase added to the end of “Queso. 2. As part of “Silly Con Carne. Sili-con-carne is used as slang for silicone. [Non-AvE word, from Spanish, literally “with meat.]
Cold as a whore’s heart
1. Very cold, e.g. -5°C / 20°F.
[the] Cock for Dolly
1. A perfect fit. 2. Especially appropriate. [Non AvE word, Newfoundland slang maybe.]
Clapped-Out
1. Worn out due to age or excessive clapping (innuendo), “Never attempt this on an old clapped-out bridgeport mill. [Non AvE word, British slang]