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Barking Spiders

5/5 (12)

A species of arachnid which emits a mating call resembling the flatulence of the industrious human male. Olfactory sensation may be disregarded.

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Ball-parker

5/5 (6)

Any low-quality measuring device, incapable of giving consistent accuracy and precision, being instead merely “in the ballpark.”

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Batterlation

5/5 (1)

Batteries. See also; “[Las] Baterias.”

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Astroglide

5/5 (4)

Lubrication. [Non-AvE word – brand of personal lubricant]

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Apprentice Marks

4.91/5 (22)

Scratches, rough edges or cosmetic damage imparted or found on a part caused by an unskilled or uncaring apprentice or by a skilled master (who passes the blame to the apprentice).

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Audiofool

4.64/5 (11)

A person that is enthusiastic about high-fidelity sound reproduction. (AvE uses ‘fool’ to imply they really know nothing about sound) [From “Audiophile”] [Non-AvE word]

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Art Bin

5/5 (6)

Trash can

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Armstrong

5/5 (1)

A non-hydraulic, manually operated screw press.

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Angle of the Dangle

5/5 (9)

Set angle for a tool bit or piece of material in a machine.

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Ancillary Entitlements

5/5 (8)

Unnecessary accessories included to further a marketing agenda.

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