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Dead Nuts

5/5 (7)

1. Accurate. Precision-machinists’ slang for cases when a part or measurement currently is, or needs to be, accurately sized; usually to within a few thou. [Non-AvE word.]

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories adjLeave a comment on Dead Nuts

Cuntstain Targlide – Tungsten Carbide

5/5 (33)

1. The paragon of materials. Also pronounced cuntstain tongue-glide.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories proper n1 Comment on Cuntstain Targlide – Tungsten Carbide

Crusty

4.8/5 (20)

1. Crude and unsophisticated, esp. of an electronic circuit. 2. Built down to a price, as cheaply as possible. [Non AvE word]

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories adjLeave a comment on Crusty

Cromulicity

5/5 (4)

1. The measure of how cromulent something is.

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Cromulent

4.85/5 (13)

1. Fine, acceptable. Suited to the task. [Non-AvE word, from the Simpsons.] But see also; Cromulated, Cromulicity …AvE words.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories adj1 Comment on Cromulent

Cromulated

5/5 (16)

1. Made cromulent. Corrected or forced to work.

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Crappy Tire

4.75/5 (4)

1. Canadian Tire, an auto parts retailer/hardware store/general merchandiser. Synonyms: Cambodian Dire, Cambodian Tire, Ukrainian Tire, Crafty Liar. [Non-AvE word Canadian slang.]

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Crapped-Out

5/5 (1)

1. Broken or dysfunctional. (see “Clapped-Out) [Non-AvE word]

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Craptacular

5/5 (3)

1. Precisely not spectacular. [Non-AvE word]

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Con Carne

4.17/5 (6)

1. A meaningless phrase added to the end of “Queso. 2. As part of “Silly Con Carne. Sili-con-carne is used as slang for silicone. [Non-AvE word, from Spanish, literally “with meat.]

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories expLeave a comment on Con Carne

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