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Dewclaw

4.6/5 (15)

AvE’s electrician/mechanic friend, helped him rebuild the diesel engine.

Submitted by: Cleuseau

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 22, 2021February 23, 2021Categories noun2 Comments on Dewclaw

twitch swigger

4.83/5 (6)

A trigger switch that makes the pixies dance, usually found on power tools

Submitted by: Moose Lavigne

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 20, 2021February 22, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on twitch swigger

What in the fucksnakes

5/5 (5)

Expression of surprise, variation of “what the fuck?”

Submitted by: Moose Lavigne

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 20, 2021February 22, 2021Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on What in the fucksnakes

Farstner

4.82/5 (17)

A fastener such as a nut or bolt

Submitted by: Moose Lavigne

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 18, 2021February 18, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Farstner

Hershey squirt

4.88/5 (8)

A dark brown or black stain that’s not supposed to be there, typically from burned wires or a fried pixie wrangler

Submitted by: Moose Lavigne

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 12, 2021February 12, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Hershey squirt

Bits n’ bobs

4.8/5 (5)

Small parts when dismantling a complicated part that roll off the workbench

Submitted by: Moose Lavigne

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 12, 2021February 12, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Bits n’ bobs

Shit Stain

3.88/5 (8)

The browning of circuit boards when electrical components Let the Smoke Out. Resembles the color of ones underpants after fished from the posterior crevasse.

Submitted by: Nos

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 11, 2021February 11, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Shit Stain

Pain in the cunning linguals

4.78/5 (18)

A very difficult task that causes pain or frustration

Submitted by: Marc Lavigne

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 10, 2021February 10, 2021Categories phrase1 Comment on Pain in the cunning linguals

Shlang

To lug or carry something heavy

Submitted by: Marc Lavigne

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 10, 2021February 10, 2021Categories verbLeave a comment on Shlang

Arkansass

5/5 (6)

Arkansas, but with more ass as pronounced by a skookum tradesman.

From BOLTR: Induction Motors EXPLAINED! Power Factor and Failure Analysis (timecode 1:21):
“BALDOR, MADE IN AMURICA, Fort Smith Arkansass!”

Submitted by: Seth

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 8, 2021February 8, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Arkansass

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