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Automagic

4.67/5 (15)

Automatic

Submitted by: Uncle Rodney

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 24, 2020March 24, 2020Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on Automagic

Stupid like a fox

4.57/5 (14)

A simple yet elegant solution [Non-AvE word, from the Simpsons]- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7QaXj-vnek

Submitted by: Mariano

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 24, 2020March 24, 2020Categories phrase1 Comment on Stupid like a fox

Shit tickets

4.53/5 (17)

Toilet paper.

Submitted by: Frugalmeister

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 18, 2020March 18, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Shit tickets

Slaughtering Iron

4.6/5 (10)

aka. Soldering Iron. See “BOLTR: DeWALT knockoff battery vs. the real deal @ 5:49”

Submitted by: Tuukka-Pekka Pietilä

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 13, 2020March 13, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Slaughtering Iron

Carefulling

4.81/5 (26)

A.k.a Ginger carefulling.

To do something very gently because it has a high risk of going tits up.

Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 4, 2020March 4, 2020Categories verbLeave a comment on Carefulling

Hard as woodpeckers lips

4.57/5 (14)

Something extremely hard

Submitted by: Schmitty!

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 2, 2020March 2, 2020Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on Hard as woodpeckers lips

One year old

4.85/5 (130)

Focus you fuck! We’re one year old today! Thanks for all your skookum support.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 2, 2020March 4, 2021Categories UncategorizedLeave a comment on One year old

Pre Fuckulated

4.78/5 (23) Refers to damages that originated at factory. I.E: rounded/ striped fasteners or pinched seals

Submitted by: CPod

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 29, 2020February 29, 2020Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on Pre Fuckulated

Dew Claw

4.71/5 (28) Ave’ Elec-chicken friend

Submitted by: CPod

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 29, 2020February 29, 2020Categories noun1 Comment on Dew Claw

Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet

4.86/5 (7) Well used and abused

Submitted by: Uncle Rodney

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 26, 2020February 26, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet

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