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toungetagulation

2.33/5 (6)

to misspeak

Submitted by: GeeBee

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 13, 2020Categories verbLeave a comment on toungetagulation

She who must be obeyed

5/5 (20)

The wife

Submitted by: GeeBee

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 13, 2020Categories phrase1 Comment on She who must be obeyed

Cheddah

5/5 (6)

Used to convey a sense of accomplishment, similar to “Tada!” or “Voila!” for the Frenchies

Submitted by: GeeBee

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 13, 2020Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on Cheddah

Tappy Tap Tap

4.62/5 (26)

Used when starting to separate two parts with a swing press. Either gently, or not.

Submitted by: GeeBee

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 13, 2020Categories Expression2 Comments on Tappy Tap Tap

Big Shitty

4.8/5 (5)

Big City

Submitted by: Eric

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 13, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Big Shitty

Orff

5/5 (6)

“Orff.” Opposite of “On.”

8:18

Submitted by: chuckaroo

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 10, 2020Categories verbLeave a comment on Orff

Sasaktchewan Socket Wrench

4.73/5 (15)

Adjustable Wrench/Crescent Wrench. See: “Nut Lathe” or “Thumb Detecting Nut Fucker”

Submitted by: Jeff L.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 7, 2020January 7, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Sasaktchewan Socket Wrench

Ass Load

5/5 (19)

How AvE converts a “shit ton” to Metric.

Example: A “shit ton” would be “2.2 ass loads for you continental metric boys”.

Submitted by: Bud Inski

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 6, 2020Categories verbLeave a comment on Ass Load

Stiction

3.44/5 (9)

Similar to gription in that it’s end result is friction, however the modus operandi is sticky instead of grippy.

Submitted by: Leslie

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 26, 2019Categories verb1 Comment on Stiction

Keep Your Dick in a Vise

4.81/5 (21)

Until next time, bye for now.

Submitted by: Colin

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 20, 2019Categories phrase2 Comments on Keep Your Dick in a Vise

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