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Two years old mother truckers!

4.92/5 (150)

Focus you fuck! We’re now two years old!

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Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 4, 2021March 4, 2021Categories Uncategorized1 Comment on Two years old mother truckers!

“Known to the state of cancer to cause California.”

“Known to the state of cancer to cause California.”

Submitted by: Tyler Bowers

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 15, 2022May 16, 2022Categories phraseLeave a comment on “Known to the state of cancer to cause California.”

Vagitation

5/5 (2) Alternate take on vegetation.

See Making WOOD GLASS vidjayo.

Submitted by: SkookumYoda17

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 22, 2022April 22, 2022Categories nounLeave a comment on Vagitation

Tinternet

4.5/5 (2) The internet.

Submitted by: SkookumYoda17

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 21, 2022April 22, 2022Categories noun1 Comment on Tinternet

Snatch 33

4.83/5 (6) A variation on the novel, “Catch 22,” by Joseph Heller.
Also used to describe a catch-22 situation.

Submitted by: Uki

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 16, 2022March 16, 2022Categories nounLeave a comment on Snatch 33

Fukafukme

4.67/5 (3) City in Japan where their brightest engineers decided to build a nuclear powerplant on the coast, in an area known for earthquakes and tsunamis, to see what would happen.

Submitted by: Chad S

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 15, 2022March 15, 2022Categories nounLeave a comment on Fukafukme

MotherShip

2.33/5 (3)

Main part of a circuit board/cpu

Submitted by: Dennis

See Brandon’s comments below.
It references connecting to the products company server (usually in order to work) Ever seen Independence Day?

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 10, 2022April 22, 2022Categories noun2 Comments on MotherShip

Where the rubber meets the road

4.75/5 (4) The area where the operator (200 hundred pound gorilla) grips the tool or switch’s.

Submitted by: Dennis

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 10, 2022March 10, 2022Categories phraseLeave a comment on Where the rubber meets the road

Growl Grunch

5/5 (2) The sound a person emits while wrenching on a seized farstner. Usually a growl while gritting teeth.

“Bobby gave that nut a growl grunch because last time those threads seen daylight was in Detroit about 45 years ago.”

Submitted by: Andrew K

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 22, 2022February 22, 2022Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on Growl Grunch

man-glitter

4.5/5 (2) copper dust

Submitted by: lemat369

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 21, 2022February 21, 2022Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on man-glitter

Unboxedectomy

5/5 (2) To unbox, for BOLTR purposes, from the back side with a circular saw or various other tools that are not right for the job.

As seen on the Kitchenaid vijayo November 12, 2016.

Submitted by: Bobby McDaniel

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 25, 2022January 25, 2022Categories verbLeave a comment on Unboxedectomy

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