Molybdenum disulfide
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
First time tight, second time alright
When you measured wrong but claim it as a feature. Also with its connotations of sexual innuendo.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
Samasuckit
Samsung.
When Samsung has produced a poor product it’s made by Samasuckit.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
Time!
When you feel very proud of yourself for opening some packaging with the most amount of damage in the least amount of time.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
JFM
Just Fuckin Magic.
When you don’t know, or you do but can’t be bothered to explain how something works.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
Douche Flute
A vape pen or vape device.
California Proposition 65: The aforementioned product contains chemicals that may cause cancer, birth defects, or reproductive harm.
Submitted by: Corey Davis
Buddy GNU
He talks about a fella named Buddy GNU. No idea what he’s talking about.
Submitted by: Trail
Fonzarelli Routine
Trying to make a device work simply by hitting it. A reference to The Fonz in the TV show ‘Happy Days’ making something (e.g. a Jukebox) work by hitting it.
Submitted by: ShowsOn
The Bigger the Gob, the better the Job
If a little bit of something is good, a lot is even better!
viz. Why use a little dab of grease when you can put a big glob on?
Submitted by: BearWithMe
Turgid
"Ridgid", brand name
Submitted by: Surmoka